A little joke I read on RPG.net that made me laugh... even if it was really really groan worthy.
Courtesy of zedturtle:
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So the ark has finally settled on dry land, and God has commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply. Everyone goes out and sets about their business, except for a couple of snakes. Noah notices this and asks them what's wrong.
"We're adders," they say, "we can't multiply."
Noah is stumped for a moment, but then rushes into the ark and grabs his tools. In a blur of activity, he saws a part of the ark off and refashions it. When he is down, the adders are looking at a wooden picnic table. Noah says, "Well, since you are adders, I've built you a log table."
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Sorry, my inner geek is showing. :p
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3 comments:
Aaaaaagh! My brain! *Rolls on floor laughing*
Aw, man. for one minute, it really felt like true-blue Kingdom of lathing humor. It's all good. Thanks for the joke! :)
don't apologize... we love that geeky undertones... :)
I'm glad you guys like it as much as I did. :D
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